Today I ran for the bus. It was about two blocks away, and I was about one, so I kicked it up a notch and made a sprint for it.
I get on the bus, and the driver looks at my pass, nods, says good morning, and then:
I did my double blink, but kept moving.
Did she say what I thought she said? I've never seen this woman before in my life. Why would she compliment me on my asshole?
I mean. Really. That's the weirdest fucking thing...
I sit down at the back of the bus, and I ponder. Because I couldn't've heard what I heard. That just doesn't make sense.
So I replay the scene in my head.
What the fuck was it.
This makes me feel much, much better.