Inspired by a link Fuz sent me from Center of Gravitas
It's called: What is Said. What is Meant.
What the Brit said (jokingly):
"5:45 in the morning-that really is too early to have a friend pick you up...I'll need a taxi."
What he meant:
"I'm too fucking stupid to set the alarm, so when the taxi is here and the phone rings at 5:45 to wake the house up, you'll know it's for me."
Anyone else want to play?