Tuesday, September 26

New Game!

Inspired by a link Fuz sent me from Center of Gravitas
It's called: What is Said. What is Meant.

What the Brit said (jokingly):
"5:45 in the morning-that really is too early to have a friend pick you up...I'll need a taxi."

What he meant:
"I'm too fucking stupid to set the alarm, so when the taxi is here and the phone rings at 5:45 to wake the house up, you'll know it's for me."

Anyone else want to play?


The Primordial Stewardess said...

I'm too bitter to play this game right this second. Everything I write is wrong. But I'll play when I'm in a better mood.

Fancyass said...

Ooh! Ooh! I want to play!! The Brit said, "I'm moving to Australia."
What he MEANT was, "Work is sending me to Australia for 3 months (and paying for everything) but then I'm coming back. But I'm going to act like I'm moving there so that I don't have to live with you anymore."
I love our "read between the lines" comunication.

DM said...

It's cool, stewardess. You come back when you're ready.

@fancyass...ah yes. The passive aggressiveness. So very fucking lame.