Saturday, August 27

That is fucking it.

I went out last night w/Kris. I had 3 beers. One pilsner. One IPA.

One Blue Dot Ale from Hair of the Dog.

I will never drink that shit again. Ever.

I am stupid hung over, and that is after 8 hours of sleep. My head has little ice skaters cutting into my brain. I feel queasy. I've got a touch of the shakes.

So fuck that noise. I will now recommend Blue Dot only to people I want to see in pain.

On the plus side, Kris and I had a good time, along with Dan C and Ashley, so at least the evening was good.

8 comments:

Kris said...

Ugh. Same here, my friend . . .

The Primordial Stewardess said...

That is INcredible! Two Shiner's, one Miller Lite. I feel totally fine.

I should add, I was at the Ranger's game. The Shiner was actually pretty good. I drank the first one like a glass of water, though. God...beer. Sounds soo good.

Is it past noon yet? Why, yes. Yes it is. I think I have some Sam Smith that's beggin to be drunk. Gonna go do that.

The Primordial Stewardess said...

Also...

Acetaminophen, copious amounts of agua, and menudo should help you.

Hangovers are the bane of any serious beer drinker's existance.

DM said...

Menudo? I'm afraid I don't know what that is-as listening to a shitty mexican pop band would only sour my mood.

However: just so we're clear.

Alcohol content of Shiners & Miller Lite-what? 3.2% On the upper end 4%? And I think I'm being generous there.

The pilsner I had, probably 4%. The IPA probaby 5.5-6%.

The Hair of the Dog...unknown. But the WEAKEST beer they have is no less than 8%, I believe. I've seen 11% beers from them. As someone who is no lightweight, when I have 2 pints of a beer and can officially be called drunk, and having only one pint starts to get my buzz on, I can honestly say, that shit is strong.

I'm recovered, now, though. But I still aint ever gonna drink that shit again. Some other brand of HotD; fine. Not the Blue Dot.

A.Ho said...

I'm jealous. I would gladly incur a hangover to hang with that crew every blue moon or so.

The Primordial Stewardess said...

Menudo is a restorative stew! Made from shit you don't want to know about if you ever plan on ever eating it ever!

Yeah, that's what's so incredible about me not having a hangover...the difference in alcohol content. I didn't think it was incredible that we partook in the same amount of brews and you were hung over and I was not. Please believe me now...I have every confidence that you could drink me under the table. Ha! Innuendo, like menudo, rules so hard!

Kris said...

She bangs, she bangs.

More beer for Kris tonight. Stella Artois. 4 of those, and 2 mojitos. Not even close to as drunk as last night.

Fuz said...

DM, you do NOT want to know what menudo is. I've never tried it (when would a good ol' boy from the hick part of the Pacific Northwest ever get a chance to try menudo?), but devotees rave.

Here's a recipe. You've been warned:

http://tinyurl.com/aj86f