Pitchfork: you suck.
If I wanted a treatise on how inane rock lyrics can be, I wouldn't click on a link for an Audioslave record review. What was done wasn't clever, entertaining, or even a reasonable mockery of Audioslave or rock.
Stop being dicks and actually review the fucking records. If you can't do that, then at least warn me that I won't get what I want when I click the link.
Christ. Like clicking the 'Hot cheerleaders in action!' button and getting bear porn. Irritating and revolting.